Happy birthday, sir! Here is your birthday interview conducted with utmost professionalism. I swear. I am not at all nervous to interview my boss, no way. I hope my questions exceed your expectations! Please enjoy! Please….
What do you think you have accomplished since your last birthday?
I grew a beard. It’s like having a Chia Pet but it hugs you all the time.
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
I already have one, I never get hangovers. Oh, you mean superhero type super powers. I will go with the ability to change things at a molecular level.
What WWE Superstar has influenced your life the most?
While I have always been a fan of Mick Foley, he put his entire body and soul into his work, literally. I think I would say the Rock. His outlook on life, work, family, you name it is spot on in my opinion. That and once he is President of the United States things will really get interesting.
Can I have a raise?
Absolutely, in fact if you check your pay stub, I already requested it be put in place September 1. Actually, you can have another one this coming September. Small reminder International Boss day is October 17 this year, just saying.
Thank you for taking the time out of your day to answer these complex questions. I appreciate your answers and you get a perfect score for your interview. No one knows that I have been grading these so you can relish in your top score. Congrats!
